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Obama wins = everyone gets on with life.
Romney wins = everyone who is not a rich straight white man lives in constant fear of rights being taken away.
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Why do the British insist on making amazing TV shows with ridiculously short seasons and insufferable hiatuses? Why? Why do you hurt me so?
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Wait… Obama and Romney are going to debate right? Because I’m really hanging out for a final battle between good and evil.
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Probably the most laughably Australian thing about where I live is that there’s literally kangaroos freely roaming about the uni I work at.
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That pang of disappointment when a new toothbrush gets its first bent bristles.
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I actually love Daleks. I think they’re cute and funny. Sue me.
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I’m always struck how unfair the titles “pro-life” and “pro-choice” are. They both make you sound like an asshole for not siding with them.
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I’d just like to point out that by watching Big Brother you are willingly increasing the likelihood of the Hunger Games becoming reality.
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I’m sad because every time I get excited about a Mars photo from Curiosity it turns out to be fake.
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Yesterday someone told me they like the Glee Project better than Glee. I didn’t hit them but I wanted to.
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A good writer is able to inflict damage and pain upon their creations in the name of the story. Convenient ease or happiness is unrealistic.
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Don’t judge me but I sometimes caress attractive people on my screen using my cursor when it turns into a hand.
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Can I just say how happy it makes me that people have been arrested for tweeting mean things to Olympians recently. It’s about time people got a wake up call and realised that you need to be accountable for the things you post on the internet.
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