What the devil is going on here?!

My sucky morning involving racing around the Sunshine Coast trying to get rid of the bureaucratic nightmare that is a Blue Card transfer form.

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Bureaucracy is the ultimate PAIN IN MY ASS. Below is a colour coded map and description of events showing how much running around was involved.

  • 11:00 - All printers in house are broken so can’t print form. Must be at community centre before 12 to see a Justice of the Peace.
  • 11:25 - Arrive at parents office [POINT A to POINT B]to print and fill out form. 
  • 11:35 - Driving for my life to a post office [POINT B to POINT C] that is supposed to have a Justice because I don’t think I can make it to the Community Centre in time.
  • 11:45 - Leave post office because the justice is not there. Must go to community centre [POINT C to POINT D].
  • 12:00 - Arrive when the Justice is supposed to finish. Thankfully gets form verified.
  • 12:30 - Arrive at school where I will be drama teaching [POINT D to POINT E] to get the money to pay for the transfer. Teacher asks me to wait 10 minutes to finish class.
  • 12:50 - Teacher finally gives me the money after having to drive to her house and back for her cheque book. However, she doesn’t make out the check for the specified amount I need to send in the form but pays me for my first session as well meaning I have to go to the bank.
  • 1:40 - Arrive at bank [POINT E to POINT F] to cash the cheque.
  • 2:00 - Go to another post office [WALKED THERE] to get an envelope for the form and finally put that mother fucker in the mail box.
  • Can’t even get sushi to celebrate because the Sunshine Coast is crap.

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According to the Australian government I am officially not a paedophile! Yay!

(That means I have a Blue Card… Which means I can work with children…)

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