What the devil is going on here?!

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  • Nick: So Jess told me what you asked her yesterday.
  • Julia: What?
  • Nick: That you asked if I was sleeping with other people.
  • Julia: That...is not even--I-- What?
  • Nick: I don't want to play games.
  • Julia: That's not what happened, ok. I just said something to her because I was feeling kind of guilty because I'm, ah, dating other people and I just, you know, wanted to see if you were also--
  • Nick: --You're dating other people?
  • Julia: Yeah, yeah.
  • Nick: No. No. I'm seeing other people too.
  • Julia: Good...good.
  • Nick: I'm having sex all the time. I'm like a mailman except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver.
  • Julia: I've had to start carrying, like, athletic shoes in my purse because I have to sprint from one sexual encounter to another - can't wear heels.
  • Nick: I'm having sex right now. Under the bar. And she's on top so figure that out. *moans*
  • Julia: Was that her?
  • Nick: Yeah.
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