“Damn, I left my phone on my escritoire!”
“Your what now?”
“Damn, I left my phone on my escritoire!”
“Your what now?”
“Did you even sleep last night? When did you get all these Locution of the Day graphics done?”
“What can I say, I’m an ergophile.”
“Did you even sleep last night? When did you get all these Locution of the Day graphics done?”
“What can I say, I’m an ergophile.”
Holy shit…do you know what’s funny. I made this one when I stayed up until 5AM making graphics…last night I stayed up til 5AM making shirts…
“What a ludicrous parcel of drivelling galoots.”
“You just quoted that from a movie.”
“What a ludicrous parcel of drivelling galoots.”
“You just quoted that from a movie.”
Aaaand done! Another week’s worth of Locution of the Day posts.
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“I’m going to honeyfuggle Mrs. Winters into signing over her large fortune to me.”
“I’m going to honeyfuggle Mrs. Winters into signing over her large fortune to me.”
“When were we going to go to that movie?”
“Nudiustertian.”
“Huh?”
“When were we going to go to that movie?”
“Nudiustertian.”
“Huh?”
“You stole my favourite scarf! You are positively widdiful!”
“Woah! Calm yo tits! That’s a bit of an exaggeration.”
“You stole my favourite scarf! You are positively widdiful!”
“Woah! Calm yo tits! That’s a bit of an exaggeration.”
“Do you find it ironic that floccinaucinihilipilification means ‘the estimate of something as valueless’?”
“Hey, I’ve just got to go and give this bunch of grimgribber to the grimgribber.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Hey, I’ve just got to go and give this bunch of grimgribber to the grimgribber.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Don’t you think you’re just a little too uxorious, Steve?”
“Don’t you think you’re just a little too uxorious, Steve?”
“This drink I’m giving you is very veneficial.”
“Huh? Don’t you mean beneficial?”
“No. You’ll see.”
“This drink I’m giving you is very veneficial.”
“Huh? Don’t you mean beneficial?”
“No. You’ll see.”
“I’m at the beach so much this summer I’m practically ammophilous!”
“I’m at the beach so much this summer I’m practically ammophilous!”
“When people are asked for the longest word they know, they often say antidisestablishmentarianism but don’t know what it means.”
“When people are asked for the longest word they know, they often say antidisestablishmentarianism but don’t know what it means.”
“Dear, should I be worried that you’re sleeping with a paramour?”
“I am. This is the 18th century and you are my paramour.”
“Dear, should I be worried that you’re sleeping with a paramour?”
“I am. This is the 18th century and you are my paramour.”
