Why hello there future outfits of my male children. Nice to meet you.
I think my children will wear a lot of clothes that make them look like animals or characters. I believe they are called costumes.
6My children WILL learn 3 different instruments and at least one other language.
2Matthew Lewis, congratulations on your everything.
6021Interviewer: “If you had a daughter what would you name her? And if you had a son what would you name him?”
Matthew Lewis: “Sarah Trouble Lewis and Max Danger Lewis so they could say stuff like “HA, Danger’s my middle name””
He totally stole my idea!
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According to the Australian government I am officially not a paedophile! Yay!
(That means I have a Blue Card… Which means I can work with children…)
A Vain Post: Attractive Couples Are Just So Aesthetically Pleasing
3So, my brother has a couple of friends over - literally a couple. And all I keep thinking is “if they have children their kids will have the nicest smiles ever.”
You know how more often than you’d expect you see that couple where one person is disproportionately attractive to the other? I’m obviously talking about physical attractiveness here and even though it’s quite shallow we’ve all thought these things. You can’t help but think it is a little off-kilter. A little strange. Why are they together?
In love most people try and find an equal - which, depending on self-esteem, can end badly at both ends of the spectrum. So when we see one of these mismatched couples it appears wrong and we end up thinking “she must be really nice…” or “he’s probably a douche though…”
However, then you also get those couples who are of equal attractiveness…but attractiveness is certainly not the first word you’d use to describe them…and you generally, however shallow and privately mean, think that they deserve each other.
But then there are those couples that are so right together. It’s like seeing something from a movie right before your eyes. Two beautiful people who, in terms of physical appearance, deserve each other. You want them to work out in the end, get married and bless their children with incredible genes. Because in the end that’s what we’ve been taught by the entertainment industry: the beautiful people deserve to be together.
These two friends of my brother’s today were one of those couples. And, seriously, this is what my brain came up with while observing them. I also really want them to have children because their kids will be seriously attractive.
mini warbler performing to teenage dream
OH
MY
GOD
Little Wes!!!!! :’D
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ALL MY CHILDREN WILL DO THIS!
Photographer Yusuke Suzuki has created Child’s Play…a page turning bed that looks like an oversized book. At night it is opened up little children to sleep in and during the day it is shut closed to create enough space for children to play in their room.
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ME GUSTA! I want to go to there!
Reblog this if your children will be raised with Harry Potter.
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so accurate
Christine for a girl and Harley for a boy so Christine and Harley Hummel-Anderson. I HAVE THEIR CHILDREN MAPPED OUT IN MY HEAD OKAY.
but MY NAME IS CHRISTINE.
All their children have to be named after characters from musicals! Christine is from Phantom so that works.
These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.
These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.
Hello, childhood movie.
Childhood version of Narnia right there lol
SCARED MY MOM TO DEATH.
I stopped doing this because instead of my mother coming to look for me she would either A) shout my name at the top of her lungs until I responded or B) ask a register clerk to say my name over the loud speaker.
These were either long undergrowth in a jungle, Narnia, or some sort of top secret facility I was sneaking around as a spy.
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This. I don’t understand why Americans changed it. I mean, at the risk of being hated on, it may have been (probably was) because the word ‘philosopher’ might not have appealed/been understood by American children…at least from the perspective of whoever runs the statistics department.
