This is how ridiculous the confessions meme has become. Firstly, there’s a blog dedicated to Pirates of the Caribbean confessions. Secondly, apparently it’s just a platform for people to tell us completely pointless, trivial aspects of their lives like what fan merch they aren’t ashamed to own. How is this even a confession? Can this just stop?
Get it? ‘Cause she’s an archaeologist.
Anyway, basically what it has given us is a whole lot of insane opinions slapped across often shabbily-edited graphics that fills up all our tags. Please die.
IT WAS DONE TO DEATH ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO! WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE NOW?! HOW ABOUT NO!
I don’t need to see a piece of tape stuck over every photo on Tumblr with someone’s oddly specific opinion written on it. The Harry Potter ones were classy. So classy that they are gone now. Take a hint.