Wait… Obama and Romney are going to debate right? Because I’m really hanging out for a final battle between good and evil.
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Probably the most laughably Australian thing about where I live is that there’s literally kangaroos freely roaming about the uni I work at.
(Source: twitter.com)
2
That pang of disappointment when a new toothbrush gets its first bent bristles.
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4
I actually love Daleks. I think they’re cute and funny. Sue me.
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I’m always struck how unfair the titles “pro-life” and “pro-choice” are. They both make you sound like an asshole for not siding with them.
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A good writer is able to inflict damage and pain upon their creations in the name of the story. Convenient ease or happiness is unrealistic.
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Don’t judge me but I sometimes caress attractive people on my screen using my cursor when it turns into a hand.
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5
Can I just say how happy it makes me that people have been arrested for tweeting mean things to Olympians recently. It’s about time people got a wake up call and realised that you need to be accountable for the things you post on the internet.
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I micro-rage when an online dictionary gives you “[word] is the plural of [word]” as a definition. WHAT DO YOU THINK I WANT FROM YOU?!
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5
To be honest I mostly wanted to watch Dark Knight Rises last night just to beat the Americans. #ItsAllUsAustraliansHaveOK #YouDontUnderstand
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6
My dog has hit the age where she has literally become the bitter old lady who hits you with her walking stick and is constantly complaining.
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Why do even try planning bed times? I am cursed to stay up late and want to. The only trouble is waking up.
Seriously. Fucking sleep. I hate it.
