If you don’t follow me on twitter you are missing out on tweets that you probably don’t care about at all
Re-desgined my Twitter page! Take a look-see.
DARREN FUCKING CRISS
21I’m reading through Darren’s Q&A and cackling like a witch. People have had to check I’m okay. Everyone always calls him an asshole but he actually is. His level of trolling is positively douchey and it’s a beautiful thing. He has deliberately chosen the most trollable tweets to respond to. Here are my favourites:
By the way THIS. Truer words have not been spoken. And since this is written these haven’t been spoken either. But you get the idea.
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I now have no doubt in my mind that Ryan Murphy sits on Twitter like this:
Ryan Murphy’s Twitter:
1Hi, I’m Ryan Murphy and here is everything you can expect on the next 12 seasons of Glee.
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You expect me to believe Berry doesn’t have a Twitter? Anyone who wants to be famous has a Twitter.
- LORD OF THE RINGS MUSICAL?! How did I not know about this?!
- His nerdiness fills my heart with joy.
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Elsewhere on the internet, people have the tact to ignore you if they don’t care about you or congratulate you if they’re happy for you.
Meanwhile, on Facebook, people ignore you if you do anything worth congratulations and bitch to you if you make a mistake.
For instance, what reasonable conclusion could someone have to dislike this video? I don’t need people to click ‘like’ - this isn’t about vanity - but any twit could see that a lot of effort went into it and I cannot see what element is actually bad enough that they dislike it. So, my conclusion is that it’s arbitrary like my voice is too low for their pop-brainwashed ears or…I DON’T EVEN KNOW! GAHHHH!
